Handy Engineering Conversions

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:   ......................... Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup:   ................................................... Won ton
1 millionth of a cup of mouthwash:   ............................................. 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:   ..... 1 bananosecond
Weight that an evangelist carries with God:   ................................ 1 billigram
The time to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:  .................. 1 Knot-furlong
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer:   .................................. 1 lite year
16.5 feet of silver:   ..................................................................... 1 Rod Sterling
0.5 large intestine:   ..................................................................... 1 semicolon
1000 aches:   .............................................................................. 1 kilohertz
1 trillion microphones:   ............................................................... 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles:   ...................................................................... 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds:   .................................................................. 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards:   .................................................................................. 1 decacards
Weight of 1 kilogram of figs at sea level:   .................................... 9.8 Fig Newtons
1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks:   ........................................ 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish:   ................................................................... 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins:   ............................................................................ 1 terrapin
10 rations:   ................................................................................ 1 decaration
100 rations:   .............................................................................. 1 C-ration
2 monograms:   ........................................................................... 1 diagram
8 nickels:   .................................................................................. 2 paradigms
3 statute miles of intravenous tubing at Yale University Hospital:
....1  I.V. League